Courtney sez: Oh, wait, that was 18 and Life. Sorry Sebastian and friends, for mutilating your masterpiece. Which leads me to the title. My dear co-conspirator IM's me to suggest that we confess to the most embarassing songs in our iTunes. Apparently, after the quirks post, he's in a "bless me Father, for I have sinned" kind of mood. Whatever. It's a fantastic idea. We decided to limit it to 15 each, or we'd be writing lists for a month, as he put it.
So, I'll start.
1. The Electric Slide. Yes, this lives (for now) on my iTunes. You see, my sisters and I have a very outgoing group of girlfriends, who will find any excuse to dance when we're in the same room together. We threw a party last Christmas. I was in charge of music, and as much as I protested, I was given this song to put on the playlist. I will state emphatically that I cannot do this dance, despite repeated drunken attempts to teach me. Thank goodness for small blessings.
2. Cowboy, Kid Rock. Same situation as above.
3. It's So Hard to Say Goodbye, Boyz II Men. Shut up.
4. MMMBop, Hanson. Stop laughing at me!
5. Silent Lucidity, Queensryche. Admit it, you listened. More than once.
6. Love Will Keep Us Together, Captain and Tenille. At least it's not Muskrat Love, ok?
7. I Love You, Climax Blues Band.
8. Queen of Hearts, Juice Newton. I don't know why I haven't deleted this.
9. Zombie Nation, Kerncraft400. And I play it every time I watch a hockey game and my team scores a goal. THAT'S what makes that one embarassing. Proof that I'm a TOOL.
10. Jump, KrissKross.
11. Break Stuff, Limp Bizkit. What was the line, earlier? Proustian poetry? Whatever. When I'm in a bad mood, this hits the spot.
12. Carried Away, George Strait. It arrived on a mix, and unfortunately, I really kind of like it.
13. Maneater, Nelly Furtado. This song is excellent, and it took Richard Thompson to make me realize it.
14. The entire Partridge Family Christmas album. My Christmas collection alone could be its own list.
15. It's Been Awhile, Staind. This song and Good Riddance from Green Day are tied for songs I really should hate with all my heart and soul, but I just don't. The only reason Green Day didn't make the list is that I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE IT---HAHAHA!! But, yeah, I copped to Staind. Go figure.
MJ, hon, your turn in the confessional...
MJ sez: Okay, first off, do NOT hate on the Partridge Family. I'm completely serious.
Good lord, that's a massive list. Since I have a few of these in my collection, I'll avoid repeats.
Commence embarrassment...now.
1. Making Love Out Of Nothing At All - Air Supply. I also have All Out Of Love AND Lost in Love. Get the feeling that Air Supply had a thing with "love"? Yeah, and I have all three in my list.
2. Pieces of Me - Ashlee Simpson. She's awful. Seriously effing awful. Why this still resides in my list, I have no idea.
3. I Saw Red - Warrant. Ah, Warrant. No-talent, sexist dickheads. Yet, I have this and two other songs of theirs.
4. As Good As I Once Was - Toby Keith. Toby Keith sucks ass. There, I said it. That being said, I have NO idea how this got in my list.
5. Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. I dunno, the 70's are my favorite musical era, to be sure, but this song is really...lame.
6. Informer - Snow. I also have Ice, Ice Baby, but that still has some weird form of street cred. This one is just stupid and ridiculous.
7. SClubParty - SClub7. One of the MOST forgettable English dance groups to come out in the last 20 years. Not for me, though.
8. Loving You - Minnie Riperton. Just an awful song, but always good for a laugh when you get drunk and feel like imitating the chorus.
9. Boom, I Got Your Boyfriend - MC Luscious. She's also got your man. Horrible production and shitty rapping. Why it's in my list, I'll never know.
10. Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me - Mac Davis. This one, I'm just embarrassed about. The song isn't bad, for what it is. But man, Mac Davis.
11. Reminiscing - Little River Band. Walking through the park and reminiscing. Uh huh. That's what they wanted to do.
12. Milkshake - Kelis. I'm embarassed about knowing most of the words to this, and also occasionally singing them under my breath.
13. Three Little Pigs - Green Jello. No comment.
14. Fresh Feeling - Eels. I HATE the Eels. Loathe. No idea why this exists.
15. Tiny Bubbles - Don Ho. I think I downloaded this for some Hawaiian-themed party we were having. 5 or 6 years ago. It's survived a lot of purges. How, I don't know.
Okay, now, what are YOURS?
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